la'FLAMBOYANCE - A Flirty, Sassy, Obvious, New Parfume by Neyo.
PLAIN/JAYNE - A Bland, Oderless New Scent For The Flavorless WhiteBitch by Jennifer Aniston.
FLASH*N*TRASH - An Expensive Yet Classless New Parfume Inspired by Paris Hilton. {Disclaimer: May Cause Redness, Rashes, Burning & Irritation}
PATHÉTIQUE - A Laughably Amateurish New Fragrance Inspired by Cassie and Manufactured by Bad Boy Entertainment.
PEESHITAY - The Long Lasting, Open Mouthed Scent Of Shitty Breath & Dirty Deals Stolen Created by Sean Combs and manufactured by Bad Boy Entertainment.
ILLETTRÉ & MEDIOCRACY - Two Garishly Packaged, UnOriginal, Heavily Promoted New Fragrances Inspired by Beyonce & Brought To You by The House Of Dereon (Knowles-Carter Mafia). Available At Any Fine Retailer Where Tacky Nigger Faggots & 200+ Pound Young & Unwed Negro Mothers Spend Stolen Credit, Welfare Checks & Rahqeem's Drug Money.
GAGA #4 - The OverHyped & Outlandish New Package by Lady Gaga. When You Open The Bottle There's Absolutely Nothing There.
STINK BY PINK - A Tough, Bitter & Edgy New Fragrance by Pink. For The Masculine Woman Who Dares To Smell As Fishy As A BullDagger Budoir.
KEYLOLO - Bought To You by Keyshia Cole. The Shockingly OffKey Scent That Screams Burnt Swisher Sweets, Negro Hair Products & That Hood Bitch In The Club With A Brand New Dress But The Same Rotten Pussy.